Political BiasCreated by FireComey 19 hours ago
Twitter Head of Integrity
Twitter Head of Integrity
Help!  I'm wrote lots of tweets about Trump being a Nazi and now they are saying political bias is affecting my fact checking.
Peter Strzock (FBI)
Peter Strzock (FBI)
Just tell them...
Peter Strzock (FBI)
Peter Strzock (FBI)
that not once in your career have your political opinions influenced any decision you have made at work.
#USPolitics
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Unbaised NewsCreated by wiseguy 22 hours ago
Everyone
Everyone
I wish there was a source of unbaised news...
Everyone
Everyone
so the other side could watch it.
Everyone
Everyone
I prefer watching news that confirms my existing bias.
#FakeNews
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Money PrintingCreated by sadbutterfly125 23 hours ago
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
I created the world's greatest economy pre-Covid with trade deals and cutting regulations. 
Jay Powell - Fed Chair
Jay Powell - Fed Chair
Mr. President, surely you don't believe that the market since 2008 has been driven by anything other than money printing?
The Stock Market
The Stock Market
The taper tantrum and the covid euphoria has ended the debate on fundamentals vs. printing.
#Economics
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Fact CheckingCreated by AshAble 23 hours ago
Twitter Head of Integrity
Twitter Head of Integrity
I need a way to take down the Nazi Trump.
Twitter Internal
Twitter Internal
We are now offering fact checking tweets and Head of Integrity will be responsible for this activity.
Twitter Head of Integrity
Twitter Head of Integrity
Bingo!
#USPolitics
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Mail-In BallotsCreated by EnzoThomas 23 hours ago
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Fraud will happen if we have mail-in ballots.
Twitter
Twitter
Fact checked - False!
Scott Adams
Scott Adams
So people have motive and mail-in ballots give them opportunity.  
Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Twitter, what exactly exactly is stopping them committing fraud?
#ScottAdams
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Blue Check FightsCreated by angryelephant 2 days ago
Clifford Asness
Clifford Asness
You are insane and a bully
Nassim Taleb
Nassim Taleb
You are a lunatic.
#BlueCheckFights
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Blue Check FightsCreated by angryelephant 2 days ago
Mark Dice
Mark Dice
Ann Coulter isn't taking menopause too well.
Ann Coulter
Ann Coulter
Mark Dice having trouble dealing with his small penis.
#BlueCheckFights
May cause material offence
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Blue Check FightsCreated by angryelephant 2 days ago
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Joe Scarborough is a murderer.
Mika Brzezinski
Mika Brzezinski
Trump is a psychopathic Russian colluder who should be banned from Twitter.
#BlueCheckFights
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AttractionCreated by wiseguy 2 days ago
Human
Human
I need to know that you really care for me.
Alien
Alien
It is understandable that your demand for my proof of commitment to you is extremely high given your greater investment in the reproductive cycle and your limited period of attractiveness, 
#AlienLove
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PeacockCreated by wiseguy 2 days ago
Alien
Alien
I wasted money on an over-sized dwelling filled with expensive ornaments to demonstrate my wealth.
Alien
Alien
It is hard to fake such a conspicuous waste of money.
Human
Human
You don't need to explain, I liked you already.
#Alien
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Money printingCreated by KennethGrant 2 days ago
Everyone in the World
Everyone in the World
The stock market has lost contact with reality because of Fed money printing.
Richard Duncan
Richard Duncan
You're acting like this is something recent.  
Richard Duncan
Richard Duncan
Do you have another reason other than money printing as to why stocks have been going up for the last 10 years despite very weak corporate performance?
#Economics
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Cognitive DissonanceCreated by KennethGrant 2 days ago
Lion Prince
Lion Prince

Dad, why do all these animals think you are a good ruler

Lion Prince
Lion Prince

when you would eat them alive literally at the first opportunity.

Lion King
Lion King

Son, they are all suffering from

Lion King
Lion King

cognitive dissonance.

#Comedy
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Soleimani Created by KennethGrant 2 days ago
Donald Trump
Donald Trump

We killed Soleimani to make the world more safe.

Everyone else in the world
Everyone else in the world
We don't feel...
Everyone else in the world
Everyone else in the world
safer
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New YearCreated by KennethGrant 2 days ago
Femme Fatale
Femme Fatale
It's almost time for the "New Year, New Me" bollocks.
Femme Fatale
Femme Fatale
I just wanted to assure everyone that I will continue to be the 
Femme Fatale
Femme Fatale
fabulous bitch I've always been
#Comedy
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PrisonCreated by KennethGrant 2 days ago
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
The Mueller Probe said my campaign did nothing wrong.
Anderson Cooper
Anderson Cooper
Why are half your former campaign team including Mueller and Stone now in prison?
#USPolitics
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