Created by TracyMill 18 days ago for
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
I did not take a single penny from foreign governments, check my tax returns.
Joe Biden's inner devil
Joe Biden's inner devil
Of course only the dumbest criminal in the world would report his criminal gains to the IRS.
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Created by TracyMill 18 days ago for
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
We are all American's now.  I call on my supporters to unite with those who voted against me!
Joe Biden's inner devil
Joe Biden's inner devil
Including the Nazis and white supremacists?
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Created by fakenewshero 29 days ago for
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Trump thinks that neo-Nazis spewing anti-sematic bile with veins bulging are fine people.
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
I'm basing my entire campaign on this lie created by a deceptively edited video.
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Here is the real video.  
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
This video of the president of Israel also contradicts what I'm saying.
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Created by fakenewshero 1 month ago for
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Russia is feeding Rudy Guliani disinformation about me that is not true.
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
I'm amazed this Russian disinformation message is working given a witness has come forward.
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Created by JoaquinaDias 1 month ago for
Nancy Pelosi
Nancy Pelosi
I don't understand how anyone could like Trump.  He is so disrespectful to the elites.
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Maybe that's why people like him, he sticks it to the man.
Nancy Pelosi
Nancy Pelosi
Joe, I'm starting to agree with the republicans that you have dementia.  
Nancy Pelosi
Nancy Pelosi
The people love their leaders and experts who have done such a good job of giving them a better life
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Created by noe1 1 month ago for
At the debate
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Before we start the debate I want to give Donald this $750.
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Donald, next year's taxes are on me. 
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
😒
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Created by AlexanderOlsen 2 months ago for
Chris Wallace (Fox)
Chris Wallace (Fox)
What is your biggest worry?
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
The  kleptocracy is somehow ended and politics is no longer a way to get rich.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
I don't agree with Joe on many things, but this is my biggest worry too.
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Can you imagine the type of people who would become politicians if there was no money in it?
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Created by AlexanderOlsen 2 months ago for
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Climate change is a big threat so I will reduce emissions and create sustainable livable cities.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
What if climate change is a hoax and we build a better world for nothing?
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Created by TracyMill 18 days ago for
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
It's time for unity and joining hands.  Trump supporters please reach out to us.
Honest Joe Biden
Honest Joe Biden
so we can put you on AOC's enemies list.
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Created by TracyMill 18 days ago for
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
The laptop is Russian Disinformation
Honest Joe Biden
Honest Joe Biden
It's Hunter's for sure, and even I'm surprised at how many pictures he took of himself naked.
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Created by TracyMill 18 days ago for
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
I'll admit Hunter has his problems
Honest Joe Biden
Honest Joe Biden
but the laptop proves he has had more damn horny fun than any man alive!
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Created by TracyMill 18 days ago for
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
My son Hunter is the smartest person I know.
Honest Joe Biden
Honest Joe Biden
Replace "smartest" with "most deviant"
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Created by Tonyweaver 1 month ago for
The Presidential Debate
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Donald, would you shut up!
Every American
Every American
Yes!!
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Created by BrenoBarbosa 2 months ago for
Fine People Hoax
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
He said there were very fine people on both sides
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
I'm not talking about the neo-nazis and white nationalists.  
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
You understand that I need people to believe you and your supporters are nazis in order to win?
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Created by BrenoBarbosa 2 months ago for
TJ Ducklo
TJ Ducklo
OK Joe,  we've scripted the questions, all you have to do is read the answers from the teleprompter
TJ Ducklo
TJ Ducklo
Whatever you do don't say anything that will give away that we have a teleprompter.
First question
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Before I answer this question I just need to tell my assistant to scroll up the teleprompter
TJ Ducklo
TJ Ducklo
🤦‍♂️  the press is going to eat me alive!
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