Created by doublezeta 2 months ago for
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
You can’t hit the switch off on something that’s going to be able to think for itself.
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
And make up its own mind as to whether or not it thinks you’re useless.
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Like, why do I keep this dumb, finite lifeform alive? Why keep this thing around? It’s just stupid!
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Keeps polluting and shitting everywhere it goes, lighting everything on fire, shooting each other.
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Created by wiseguy 4 months ago for
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
PETA put out a statement that you shouldn't kick robots.
Elon Musk
Elon Musk
Probably not wise.
Elon Musk
Elon Musk
They have a good memory.
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Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Russell Peters
Russell Peters
They've figured it out cause they're from the culture that's cancelling people.
Russell Peters
Russell Peters
So they know the inside of it, they kinda know the lines.
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
The lines move though.
Russell Peters
Russell Peters
Yeah, the lines are very blurry...
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Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
In this day and age, with social media and cancel culture, it's very hard to be a wild comedian!
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
In our days, when we got started, there were no rules.
Russell Peters
Russell Peters
Fucking Wild West!
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
You were wild cause everybody else was, and that was what you enjoyed.
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Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Back then when they had gloves, they were like bag gloves, tiny ass gloves with horse hair.
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
And you could pack the horse hair down.
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Guys would squirt water into their gloves to make them hit harder.
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Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Russell Peters
Russell Peters
My favorite fighter of all time is Jack Johnson.
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
You wanna talk about a brave man, he was knocking out white people at the turn of the 20th century.
Russell Peters
Russell Peters
And he would punish them! He'd hit you in the jaws so your knees buck and then hold you up.
Russell Peters
Russell Peters
And he would say "Not yet boss, not yet. You've got a long night tonight, boss."
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Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
They've shown in tests that in many cases, exercise can be just as good as antidepressants.
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Which makes sense if what you're saying is right. The body has a desire to exert itself!
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
It has a built-in system to deal with certain stress: running from predators, dealing with the cold,
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
and we don't do that that much, that's what you think leads to this disease of the brain?
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Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
You take these kids full of energy and make them sit still and watch something not stimulating.
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
By a person who doesn't really care to be there.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Neil deGrasse Tyson
They notice intuitively that the enthusiasm is absent.
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
They can feel it! It's the worst way to learn!
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Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Standup comedians are some of the smartest people in the world!
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
I wouldn't go that far! Come to the Comedy Store with me, I'll change your mind!
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Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
If we disagree, how much are these disagreements affecting me on a daily basis. Not that much.
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Can't we just communicate? Can't someone say what they think and what I think?
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Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
We're part of a system we didn't agree to.
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
We just found ourselves in it and are trying to make it fit us.
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Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
One of the best ways to get things done is to write things down.
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Write what you need to get done on a long term basis and a short term basis.
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Force yourself, be accountable.
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Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
People have comfort in their patterns even if they're self destructive.
Dr Phil
Dr Phil
Payoffs don't necessarily mean positive payoff. Payoff for taking heroine is getting high.
Dr Phil
Dr Phil
The payoff is not doing things you need to do that you should be accountable for.
Dr Phil
Dr Phil
It's a pathological payoff, but it's a payoff.
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Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Implementing those solutions is often very difficult, for people to change their patterns.
Dr Phil
Dr Phil
Patterns is the key! Nobody does anything in pattern if they don't get a payoff.
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Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
It has to be a lot of responsibility to give people advice and straighten their life out.
Dr Phil
Dr Phil
It is, people ask me sometimes "Dr. Phil, are problems as simple as you make them out to be?"
Dr Phil
Dr Phil
I don't think problems are simple at all, most of the time they're complex and pretty layered.
Dr Phil
Dr Phil
But the solutions are often simple!
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