Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Trump Supporter
Trump Supporter
I believe Donald J. Trump was sent by God.
Liberal
Liberal
Why? Did he run out of locusts?
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Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Liberal
Liberal
So here's the health plan details for Trumpcare:
Liberal
Liberal
...Trump doesn't care
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Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump
The liberal media is trying once again to portray me as a self-centered, low IQ bigoted loudmouth!
Liberal
Liberal
Sir, that's a mirror.
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Created by fakenewshero 1 month ago for
Christiane Amanpour
Christiane Amanpour
Hunter Biden's laptop is Russian Disinformation and not real, so don't try to make us report on it.
Christiane Amanpour
Christiane Amanpour
The  "Russian Disinformation" message is working so well, it doesn't matter that they have a witness
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Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Liberal
Liberal
The best produced Trump attack ad is still less effective than 30 seconds of raw footage
Liberal
Liberal
of Trump speaking about anything.
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Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump
Iran made a very big mistake!
Man
Man
Did they elect you as president too?
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Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Englishman
Englishman
Why bother with Poland when most of them are her in England pretending to be builders????
Polishman
Polishman
We were in England in 1940 when you pretended to be soldiers.
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Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Englishman
Englishman
You french fight for gold while us, British, we fight for honour.
Frenchman
Frenchman
Monsieur, we all fight for what we lack most.
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Eric Weinstein
Eric Weinstein
I'm not saying that they should be perfectly transparent and 100% honest.
Eric Weinstein
Eric Weinstein
What I'm saying is that the quality of the lies should be very high. 
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Created by Tonyweaver 2 months ago for
New Trump Advisor
New Trump Advisor
The data contradicts your position on the issue.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
If you ever show me data again that contradicts my long held views
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
you're fired.
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Created by EgeFahri 2 months ago for
Trump Supporter
Trump Supporter
I don't understand why I'm getting fired, I always acted presidential.
HR Lady
HR Lady
You told a person of color to "go back where you came from",  you mocked a disabled co-worker,
HR Lady
HR Lady
you called several women you thought were unattractive, "dogs" and "horse-faced",
HR Lady
HR Lady
and you grabbed my pussy as we entered this meeting room.
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Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Liberal
Liberal
Trump is now threatening to fire his staff if he loses the election.
Liberal
Liberal
Spoiler Alert:
Man
Man
If he loses the election, he won't have the power to fire anyone or even anyone to fire.
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Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Liberal
Liberal
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Liberal
Liberal
So Rudy Giuliani wouldn't choke it
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Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Liberal
Liberal
Joe Biden is such a fucking hypocrite.
Liberal
Liberal
He claims that he cares about the elderly that have gotten COVID,
Liberal
Liberal
but he's taking 90 minutes out of his night to beat the shit out of one.
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Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Sarah
Sarah
Hi, it's Sarah from the Republican Party. On Election Day can Donald Trump count on your support?
Liberal
Liberal
I'd rather shit in my hands and clap, Sarah.
Liberal
Liberal
Hard no.
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