Created by JoaquinaDias 6 months ago for
Third World Dictator
Third World Dictator
I encourage my citizens to celebrate their history and culture.
Alien
Alien
I understand you distracting your citizens from their failing government and miserable existence
Alien
Alien
with badly organized celebrations of your inferior culture.
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Created by JoaquinaDias 6 months ago for
Alien
Alien
I want to congratulate you.
Third World Dictator
Third World Dictator
Thank you.
Alien
Alien
It's an achievement that with a lack of ethics and brutality,  that you have turned your territory 
Alien
Alien
into an inverted meritocracy for the benefit of incompetents like you.
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Created by JoaquinaDias 6 months ago for
Everyone
Everyone
I wish there was a source of unbaised news...
Everyone
Everyone
so the other side could watch it.
Everyone
Everyone
I prefer watching news that confirms my existing bias.
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Created by KennethGrant 6 months ago for
Everyone in the World
Everyone in the World
The stock market has lost contact with reality because of Fed money printing.
Richard Duncan
Richard Duncan
You're acting like this is something recent.  
Richard Duncan
Richard Duncan
Do you have another reason other than money printing as to why stocks have been going up for the last 10 years despite very weak corporate performance?
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Created by KennethGrant 6 months ago for
Donald Trump
Donald Trump

We killed Soleimani to make the world more safe.

Everyone else in the world
Everyone else in the world
We don't feel...
Everyone else in the world
Everyone else in the world
safer
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Created by wiseguy 6 months ago for
The hero we need
The hero we need
Honestly, guys, the world is f*cked if we don’t build something amazing RIGHT NOW
The World
The World
Hell, yeah!!
Same hero
Same hero
Anyone know if there are any mobile apps raising capital?!?!
The World
The World
🤦‍♀️
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