Why aren't they talking about COVID deaths? Because the number is almost nothing.

As the calendar turns to November, the U.S. has had more than 229,000 COVID-19 deaths,

Are you kidding me, six Muslim terrorists tried to kidnap the governor!!!  This is HUGE!!!

They weren't Muslim, they were white nationalists.  

oh, ok, stand down everyone.

Before we start the debate I want to give Donald this $750.

Donald, next year's taxes are on me. 

😒

Dad, why do you never hire people who are actually qualified to do the job?

I do sometimes.

I hired Stormy Daniels, right?

It will start getting cooler.  

I wish the science agreed with you.

I don't think science knows actually

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The Nazis will disappear by April.

Like a miracle.

What is your biggest worry?

The  kleptocracy is somehow ended and politics is no longer a way to get rich.

I don't agree with Joe on many things, but this is my biggest worry too.

Can you imagine the type of people who would become politicians if there was no money in it?

Climate change is a big threat so I will reduce emissions and create sustainable livable cities.

What if climate change is a hoax and we build a better world for nothing?

The data contradicts your position on the issue.

If you ever show me data again that contradicts my long held views

you're fired.

Huh?

Nobody has more respect for women than I do.

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There's a report that I called fallen soldiers "losers and suckers"

Everyone knows that's impossible.

I would never use that language like that to speak about war heroes.

I tell you all the time that cutting regulations and lowering taxes boost the economy

but if I had to be honest, the only thing that matter is money printing.

What would be your worst nightmare?

To have to spend an hour with my most fanatical supporter.

To have to spend an hour with Trump's most fanatical supporter.

He said there were very fine people on both sides

I'm not talking about the neo-nazis and white nationalists.  

You understand that I need people to believe you and your supporters are nazis in order to win?