Before we start the debate I want to give Donald this $750.

Donald, next year's taxes are on me. 

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What is your biggest worry?

The  kleptocracy is somehow ended and politics is no longer a way to get rich.

I don't agree with Joe on many things, but this is my biggest worry too.

Can you imagine the type of people who would become politicians if there was no money in it?

Nobody has more respect for women than I do.

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The data contradicts your position on the issue.

If you ever show me data again that contradicts my long held views

you're fired.

It will start getting cooler.  

I wish the science agreed with you.

I don't think science knows actually

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The Nazis will disappear by April.

Like a miracle.

Climate change is a big threat so I will reduce emissions and create sustainable livable cities.

What if climate change is a hoax and we build a better world for nothing?

Dad, why do you never hire people who are actually qualified to do the job?

I do sometimes.

I hired Stormy Daniels, right?

There's a report that I called fallen soldiers "losers and suckers"

Everyone knows that's impossible.

I would never use that language like that to speak about war heroes.

Are you kidding me, six Muslim terrorists tried to kidnap the governor!!!  This is HUGE!!!

They weren't Muslim, they were white nationalists.  

oh, ok, stand down everyone.

He said there were very fine people on both sides

I'm not talking about the neo-nazis and white nationalists.  

You understand that I need people to believe you and your supporters are nazis in order to win?

George Floyd is happy today because of our great job's numbers.

I was tortured and murdered by a racist psychopath but now am happy about your jobs numbers? 

Huh?

The military loves me.

Trump must go NOW!!

Our actions on coronavirus saved millions of American lives.

Millions!?! 🤣

Mr. President, America is burning.  What are you going to do?

I got this.

Just composing a tweet.