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Created by EgeFahri 7 months ago for
Jared Kushner
Jared Kushner
Dad, why do you never hire people who are actually qualified to do the job?
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
I do sometimes.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
I hired Stormy Daniels, right?
Created by EgeFahri 7 months ago for
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
It will start getting cooler.  
Reporter
Reporter
I wish the science agreed with you.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
I don't think science knows actually
Lady Justice
Lady Justice
😢
Created by AlexanderOlsen 7 months ago for
If Trump was Churchill:
September 1939
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
The Nazis will disappear by April.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Like a miracle.
Created by AlexanderOlsen 7 months ago for
Chris Wallace (Fox)
Chris Wallace (Fox)
What is your biggest worry?
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
The  kleptocracy is somehow ended and politics is no longer a way to get rich.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
I don't agree with Joe on many things, but this is my biggest worry too.
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Can you imagine the type of people who would become politicians if there was no money in it?
Created by AlexanderOlsen 7 months ago for
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Climate change is a big threat so I will reduce emissions and create sustainable livable cities.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
What if climate change is a hoax and we build a better world for nothing?
Created by Tonyweaver 7 months ago for
New Trump Advisor
New Trump Advisor
The data contradicts your position on the issue.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
If you ever show me data again that contradicts my long held views
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
you're fired.
Created by Tonyweaver 8 months ago for
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Nobody has more respect for women than I do.
Lady Justice
Lady Justice
🤦‍♂️
Created by HassanHengeveld 8 months ago for
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
I tell you all the time that cutting regulations and lowering taxes boost the economy
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
but if I had to be honest, the only thing that matter is money printing.
Created by HassanHengeveld 8 months ago for
Chris Wallace (Fox)
Chris Wallace (Fox)
What would be your worst nightmare?
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
To have to spend an hour with my most fanatical supporter.
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
To have to spend an hour with Trump's most fanatical supporter.
Created by BrenoBarbosa 8 months ago for
Fine People Hoax
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
He said there were very fine people on both sides
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
I'm not talking about the neo-nazis and white nationalists.  
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
You understand that I need people to believe you and your supporters are nazis in order to win?
Created by birgittemon12 9 months ago for
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
The FBI spied on me.  They are human scum.
James Comey
James Comey
What else were we meant to do when we got credible information you were colluding with Russians?
Created by Tilde 10 months ago for
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
George Floyd is happy today because of our great job's numbers.
George Floyd
George Floyd
I was tortured and murdered by a racist psychopath but now am happy about your jobs numbers? 
George Floyd
George Floyd
Huh?
Created by Tilde 11 months ago for
Generals
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
The military loves me.
Every General
Every General
Trump must go NOW!!
Created by Tilde 11 months ago for
Coronavirus
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Our actions on coronavirus saved millions of American lives.
Lady Justice
Lady Justice
Millions!?! 🤣
Created by lazybear 11 months ago for
Jared Kushner (Advisor)
Jared Kushner (Advisor)
Mr. President, America is burning.  What are you going to do?
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
I got this.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Just composing a tweet.