I did not take a single penny from foreign governments, check my tax returns.

Of course only the dumbest criminal in the world would report his criminal gains to the IRS.

We are all American's now.  I call on my supporters to unite with those who voted against me!

Including the Nazis and white supremacists?

It's time for unity and joining hands.  Trump supporters please reach out to us.

so we can put you on AOC's enemies list.

The laptop is Russian Disinformation

It's Hunter's for sure, and even I'm surprised at how many pictures he took of himself naked.

I'll admit Hunter has his problems

but the laptop proves he has had more damn horny fun than any man alive!

My son Hunter is the smartest person I know.

Replace "smartest" with "most deviant"

Several independent tax groups have analyzed the of Biden’s tax plan and have concluded that

provision would bring in half of what Biden says it would, and far less

A Black man invented the light bulb, not a white guy named Edison, OK?

The boilermakers union has endorsed me because I sat down with them,

 We got a lot done, we released 38,000 prisoners from federal prison.

Trump is Putin's puppy.

Nobody briefed me about the so-called attacks on our troops as reported by the Fake News NY Times .