You can’t hit the switch off on something that’s going to be able to think for itself.

PETA put out a statement that you shouldn't kick robots.

Probably not wise.

They have a good memory.

I've speculated that you are an alien.  You know you are different to everyone else.

I might have a mutation or something.  Probably do.

I'm not bad for a human but I will not hold a candle to the power of AI.

Everyone that I have ever met that's interesting came from some crazy struggle when they were kids.

They've figured it out cause they're from the culture that's cancelling people.

So they know the inside of it, they kinda know the lines.

The lines move though.

Yeah, the lines are very blurry...

In this day and age, with social media and cancel culture, it's very hard to be a wild comedian!

In our days, when we got started, there were no rules.

Fucking Wild West!

You were wild cause everybody else was, and that was what you enjoyed.

Back then when they had gloves, they were like bag gloves, tiny ass gloves with horse hair.

And you could pack the horse hair down.

My favorite fighter of all time is Jack Johnson.

You wanna talk about a brave man, he was knocking out white people at the turn of the 20th century.

And he would punish them! He'd hit you in the jaws so your knees buck and then hold you up.

And he would say "Not yet boss, not yet. You've got a long night tonight, boss."

They've shown in tests that in many cases, exercise can be just as good as antidepressants.

Which makes sense if what you're saying is right. The body has a desire to exert itself!

It has a built-in system to deal with certain stress: running from predators, dealing with the cold,

and we don't do that that much, that's what you think leads to this disease of the brain?

You take these kids full of energy and make them sit still and watch something not stimulating.

By a person who doesn't really care to be there.

They notice intuitively that the enthusiasm is absent.

They can feel it! It's the worst way to learn!

Standup comedians are some of the smartest people in the world!

I wouldn't go that far! Come to the Comedy Store with me, I'll change your mind!

Can't we just communicate? Can't someone say what they think and what I think?

We're part of a system we didn't agree to.

We just found ourselves in it and are trying to make it fit us.

One of the best ways to get things done is to write things down.

Force yourself, be accountable.

People have comfort in their patterns even if they're self destructive.

Payoffs don't necessarily mean positive payoff. Payoff for taking heroine is getting high.

The payoff is not doing things you need to do that you should be accountable for.

It's a pathological payoff, but it's a payoff.