If you think conservatives are Nazis, then you don't know much about history.

Today's conservatives are as close to Naziism, as 8th grade basketball is to the NBA.

So literally playing the same sport but they're just incompetent at it. I agree.

At no time in history did men ever want women with ripped abs.

Hi. Historian here. I'm comfortable in saying that at no time in history have women ever wanted you.

Hey I just moved from big dick island, do you think you could show me around?

Big dick island? Looks more like you're from lil dick cove.

That's the new name. They had to change it when I left.

Communism is a far greater threat to this country than "white supremacy"

When was the last time a group of Communists tried to kidnap a US Governor?

Iran made a very big mistake!

Did they elect you as president too?

Hey jackass, we use MPH in this country.

Wheels is an Australian magazine, we use metric measurements.

You're on the internet, which is American. Therefore you can use American (the best) measurements.

Actually, the web was developed in CERN. I don't blame you for not knowing that, you're American.

Do you miss me?

I feel so bad without you, it's almost like having you here.

Fuck u

It's time to start the reopen of America.

You can start by bagging groceries at the supermarket or cleaning bedpans at a hospital,

It's impressive how humans have managed to sexualize every single living being and object on Earth.

Just think, every single thing on Earth has been sexualized. And here's OP just wishing it was him.

Are you a wrestler or a prostitute?

What if I was both? Would your tiny brain explode?

Sex was created by God, for marriage, between husband and wife.

Show me Adam & Eve's marriage certificate.

Few countries with fascist autocrats get one last chance to vote them out. This is our last chance.

Let's do it.

No country with a fascist autocrat gets a chance to vote him out, dumbass.

Swearing is so unattractive

I'm already unattractive so mind your fucking business

What's going on, almost nobody is showing up for Sleepy Joe rallies!

They're standing in long lines right now to vote you out of office.

Just heard that you failed finals! LOL

Grandma I don't think you know what LOL means...

I know what it means you fucking normie

I'm laughing at you, stop staring at those anime girl and start studying you fucking weeb.