Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Vic Wenzel
Vic Wenzel
If you think conservatives are Nazis, then you don't know much about history.
Vic Wenzel
Vic Wenzel
Today's conservatives are as close to Naziism, as 8th grade basketball is to the NBA.
ALTON
ALTON
So literally playing the same sport but they're just incompetent at it. I agree.
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Richard Cooper
Richard Cooper
At no time in history did men ever want women with ripped abs.
James Fell
James Fell
Hi. Historian here. I'm comfortable in saying that at no time in history have women ever wanted you.
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Man
Man
Hey I just moved from big dick island, do you think you could show me around?
Woman
Woman
Big dick island? Looks more like you're from lil dick cove.
Man
Man
That's the new name. They had to change it when I left.
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Kaitlin Bennett
Kaitlin Bennett
Communism is a far greater threat to this country than "white supremacy"
Dusty_Muffins
Dusty_Muffins
When was the last time a group of Communists tried to kidnap a US Governor?
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump
Iran made a very big mistake!
Man
Man
Did they elect you as president too?
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
American Man
American Man
Hey jackass, we use MPH in this country.
Wheels Magazine
Wheels Magazine
Wheels is an Australian magazine, we use metric measurements.
American Man
American Man
You're on the internet, which is American. Therefore you can use American (the best) measurements.
Man
Man
Actually, the web was developed in CERN. I don't blame you for not knowing that, you're American.
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Boyfriend
Boyfriend
Do you miss me?
Girlfriend
Girlfriend
I feel so bad without you, it's almost like having you here.
Boyfriend
Boyfriend
Fuck u
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Tomi Lahren
Tomi Lahren
It's time to start the reopen of America.
Renato Mariotti
Renato Mariotti
You can start by bagging groceries at the supermarket or cleaning bedpans at a hospital,
Renato Mariotti
Renato Mariotti
instead of asking others to risk their lives while you sit at home tweeting on your phone.
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Teen
Teen
It's impressive how humans have managed to sexualize every single living being and object on Earth.
Man
Man
Just think, every single thing on Earth has been sexualized. And here's OP just wishing it was him.
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Wrestling Fan
Wrestling Fan
Are you a wrestler or a prostitute?
Trisha Parker
Trisha Parker
What if I was both? Would your tiny brain explode?
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Priest
Priest
Sex was created by God, for marriage, between husband and wife.
Priest
Priest
Not for a boyfriend and girlfriend that are dating.
Man
Man
Show me Adam & Eve's marriage certificate.
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Ben Rhodes
Ben Rhodes
Few countries with fascist autocrats get one last chance to vote them out. This is our last chance.
Ben Rhodes
Ben Rhodes
Let's do it.
Kurt Schlichter
Kurt Schlichter
No country with a fascist autocrat gets a chance to vote him out, dumbass.
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Eliza
Eliza
Swearing is so unattractive
Seth Rogen
Seth Rogen
I'm already unattractive so mind your fucking business
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump
What's going on, almost nobody is showing up for Sleepy Joe rallies!
Woman
Woman
They're standing in long lines right now to vote you out of office.
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Grandma
Grandma
Just heard that you failed finals! LOL
Teen
Teen
Grandma I don't think you know what LOL means...
Grandma
Grandma
I know what it means you fucking normie
Grandma
Grandma
I'm laughing at you, stop staring at those anime girl and start studying you fucking weeb.