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doublezeta
2 years ago for
CleverComebacks
Man
Hey I just moved from big dick island, do you think you could show
me around?
Woman
Big dick island? Looks more like you're from lil dick cove.
Man
That's the new name. They had to change it when I left.
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2 years ago for
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Tomi Lahren
It's time to start the reopen
of America.
Renato Mariotti
You can start by bagging groceries at the supermarket or cleaning bedpans at a hospital,
Renato Mariotti
instead of asking others to risk their lives while you sit at home tweeting on your phone.
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doublezeta
2 years ago for
CleverComebacks
Vic Wenzel
If you think conservatives are Nazis, then you don't know much about
history.
Vic Wenzel
Today's conservatives are as close to Naziism, as 8th grade basketball is to the NBA.
ALTON
So literally playing the same sport but they're just incompetent at it. I agree.
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doublezeta
2 years ago for
CleverComebacks
Richard Cooper
At no time in history did men ever want women with
ripped abs.
James Fell
Hi. Historian here. I'm comfortable in saying that at no time in history have women ever wanted you.
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0
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doublezeta
2 years ago for
CleverComebacks
Kaitlin Bennett
Communism is a far greater threat to this country than "white supremacy"
Dusty_Muffins
When was the last time a group of Communists tried to kidnap a US Governor?
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0
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doublezeta
2 years ago for
CleverComebacks
Donald J. Trump
Iran made a very big
mistake!
Man
Did they elect you as president too?
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0
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doublezeta
2 years ago for
CleverComebacks
American Man
Hey jackass, we use MPH in
this country.
Wheels Magazine
Wheels is an Australian magazine, we use metric measurements.
American Man
You're on the internet, which is American. Therefore you can use American (the best) measurements.
Man
Actually, the web was developed in CERN. I don't blame you for not knowing that, you're American.
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0
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doublezeta
2 years ago for
CleverComebacks
Boyfriend
Do you
miss me?
Girlfriend
I feel so bad without you, it's almost like having you here.
Boyfriend
Fuck u
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doublezeta
2 years ago for
CleverComebacks
Teen
It's impressive how humans have managed to sexualize every single living being and object
on Earth.
Man
Just think, every single thing on Earth has been sexualized. And here's OP just wishing it was him.
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0
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doublezeta
2 years ago for
CleverComebacks
Wrestling Fan
Are you a wrestler or a prostitute?
Trisha Parker
What if I was both? Would your tiny brain explode?
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0
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doublezeta
2 years ago for
CleverComebacks
Priest
Sex was created by God, for marriage, between husband
and wife.
Priest
Not for a boyfriend and girlfriend that are dating.
Man
Show me Adam & Eve's marriage certificate.
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0
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doublezeta
2 years ago for
CleverComebacks
Ben Rhodes
Few countries with fascist autocrats get one last chance to vote them out. This is our
last chance.
Ben Rhodes
Let's do it.
Kurt Schlichter
No country with a fascist autocrat gets a chance to vote him out, dumbass.
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doublezeta
2 years ago for
CleverComebacks
Eliza
Swearing is so
unattractive
Seth Rogen
I'm already unattractive so mind your fucking business
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doublezeta
2 years ago for
CleverComebacks
Donald J. Trump
What's going on, almost nobody is showing up for
Sleepy Joe rallies!
Woman
They're standing in long lines right now to vote you out of office.
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0
Created by
doublezeta
2 years ago for
CleverComebacks
Grandma
Just heard that you failed finals!
LOL
Teen
Grandma I don't think you know what LOL means...
Grandma
I know what it means you fucking normie
Grandma
I'm laughing at you, stop staring at those anime girl and start studying you fucking weeb.
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