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Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
You can’t hit the switch off on something that’s going to be able to think for itself.
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
And make up its own mind as to whether or not it thinks you’re useless.
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Like, why do I keep this dumb, finite lifeform alive? Why keep this thing around? It’s just stupid!
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Keeps polluting and shitting everywhere it goes, lighting everything on fire, shooting each other.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk
Your phone is already an extension of you. You’re already a cyborg.
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Eric Weinstein
Eric Weinstein
All of these institutions now are extremely vulnerable to corruption at the moment. 
Eric Weinstein
Eric Weinstein
Real revolution is with individuals out-competing traditional structures in terms of mind share.   
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Eric Weinstein
Eric Weinstein
I personally think that most learning disabilities are actually teaching disabilities. 
Eric Weinstein
Eric Weinstein
People don't know how to teach the smartest kids. 
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Eric Weinstein
Eric Weinstein
Eric Weinstein
Eric Weinstein
Men need to give each other shit in order to form a deep bond. 
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk
Google plus all the humans that connect to it are one giant cybernetic collective.
Elon Musk
Elon Musk
This is also true of Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and all these social networks.
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Russell Peters
Russell Peters
They've figured it out cause they're from the culture that's cancelling people.
Russell Peters
Russell Peters
So they know the inside of it, they kinda know the lines.
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
The lines move though.
Russell Peters
Russell Peters
Yeah, the lines are very blurry...
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Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
In this day and age, with social media and cancel culture, it's very hard to be a wild comedian!
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
In our days, when we got started, there were no rules.
Russell Peters
Russell Peters
Fucking Wild West!
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
You were wild cause everybody else was, and that was what you enjoyed.
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Russell Peters
Russell Peters
Jack Johnson got into a taxi one time, and the guy said "I don't drive n-words."
Russell Peters
Russell Peters
So Jack grabbed him, threw him in the back seat, got in the front and drove himself where he had to.
Russell Peters
Russell Peters
And the guy's like "Hey! What about my fare?" and he goes "I drove myself."
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Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Back then when they had gloves, they were like bag gloves, tiny ass gloves with horse hair.
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
And you could pack the horse hair down.
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Guys would squirt water into their gloves to make them hit harder.
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Russell Peters
Russell Peters
My favorite fighter of all time is Jack Johnson.
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
You wanna talk about a brave man, he was knocking out white people at the turn of the 20th century.
Russell Peters
Russell Peters
And he would punish them! He'd hit you in the jaws so your knees buck and then hold you up.
Russell Peters
Russell Peters
And he would say "Not yet boss, not yet. You've got a long night tonight, boss."
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Duncan Trussell
Duncan Trussell
You beat yourself up every day, you're so hard on yourself for all the shit you did in the past.
Duncan Trussell
Duncan Trussell
And we live in a world right now where there's not much tolerance, not much forgiveness!
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Duncan Trussell
Duncan Trussell
All the religions of the world have this beautiful quality, a mechanism of self-forgiveness.
Duncan Trussell
Duncan Trussell
A general assessment of the human condition as being somewhat depraved.
Duncan Trussell
Duncan Trussell
Like the puking in Ayahuasca! You're purging yourself from your darkness!
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Duncan Trussell
Duncan Trussell
I love the American Dream! What's so beautiful about it is this idea of:
Duncan Trussell
Duncan Trussell
I think together, we can do something new that's gonna be better than anything that came before.
Duncan Trussell
Duncan Trussell
And from that spirit you get all great innovations, that cross all political ideologies.
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