Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Bakari Sellers
Bakari Sellers
Y'all gotta chill. Rudy was just stopping and frisking himself. Habit.
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Liberal
Liberal
Top 2 theories why Trump doesn't have a dog:
Liberal
Liberal
1. He already has too many pussies.
Liberal
Liberal
2. He prefers sheep.
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Craig Engler
Craig Engler
What horror movie are you watching tonight?
Stephen King
Stephen King
Tucker Carlson.
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Liberal
Liberal
Should we tell Evangelicals that as soon as they made a godless, womanizing conman their messiah...
Liberal
Liberal
a plague showed up?
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Pastor
Pastor
And then Jesus drug tested everyone using taxpayer money before deciding if the lazy, freeloading
Pastor
Pastor
masses were worthy enough to receive fish and bread.
Pastor
Pastor
"I can't feed these people, it will destroy their incentive to better themselves."
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Pete Buttigieg
Pete Buttigieg
Just imagine turning on the TV, seeing your president,
Pete Buttigieg
Pete Buttigieg
and feeling your blood pressure go down instead of up.
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Kevin Nash
Kevin Nash
All my Republican friends out there can you please after having control of the Senate for 10+ years
Kevin Nash
Kevin Nash
tell me about your health care plan? Just send me the link. Thanks.
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Geraldine
Geraldine
You know what? Vasectomies are reversible. Why not just make all men get them?
Geraldine
Geraldine
And then if they're truly ready to be a father, they can undo them.
Geraldine
Geraldine
What's that? You have problems with this?
Geraldine
Geraldine
Yes, you're right, it's wrong to regulate men's bodies like that.
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Liberal
Liberal
All you need to know about the American healthcare system is that there's a popular TV series
Liberal
Liberal
where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bill
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
John Fugelsang
John Fugelsang
Dear Trump: The media's not out to get you. The media's out to get ratings.
John Fugelsang
John Fugelsang
America's out to get you. The media's just covering it.
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
BrooklynDad_Defiant
BrooklynDad_Defiant
What kind of punkass bitch President is frightened by some "tough questions" asked by a journalist?
Alison Greene
Alison Greene
Well... if Trump wanted to answer tough questions he would have taken his own SAT's
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Shushy
Shushy
Last night, House Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez created a Twitch account and played
Shushy
Shushy
the game Among Us with Gen Z voters.
Shushy
Shushy
Not to be out done, the Republicans have forced Mitch McConnell to start an OnlyFans
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Donald J Trump
Donald J Trump
Could you imagine if I lose? Maybe I will have to leave the country, I don't know.
Trevor Noah
Trevor Noah
Where would Trump go? He can't go to Europe because he owes their banks a ton of money.
Trevor Noah
Trevor Noah
He can't go to Africa because he called it a s**thole.
Trevor Noah
Trevor Noah
He can't even go to Mexico, because some a**hole built a giant wall.
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Amber Ruffin
Amber Ruffin
Whether he called the "Proud Boys" the "Poor Boys" accidentally or on purpose, he was right.
Amber Ruffin
Amber Ruffin
Created by doublezeta 1 month ago for
Kermit the Frog
Kermit the Frog
On the one hand, it was Sasha Baron Cohen who is a legendary trickster.
Kermit the Frog
Kermit the Frog
But in the other hand was Giuliani's dick...
Kermit the Frog
Kermit the Frog
But that's none of my business.