Created by noe1 1 month ago for
Tucker Carlson
Tucker Carlson
Thousands of men are attacking innocent people on the streets
Protestors
Protestors
Men also known as the police.
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Created by JoaquinaDias 22 days ago for
Nancy Pelosi
Nancy Pelosi
I don't understand how anyone could like Trump.  He is so disrespectful to the elites.
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Maybe that's why people like him, he sticks it to the man.
Nancy Pelosi
Nancy Pelosi
Joe, I'm starting to agree with the republicans that you have dementia.  
Nancy Pelosi
Nancy Pelosi
The people love their leaders and experts who have done such a good job of giving them a better life
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Created by noe1 22 days ago for
At the debate
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Before we start the debate I want to give Donald this $750.
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Donald, next year's taxes are on me. 
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
😒
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Created by Tonyweaver 1 month ago for
Donald Trump is the Joker
Donald Trump is the Joker
The world is an angry place
Donald Trump is the Joker
Donald Trump is the Joker
The world is a mess.
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Created by Tonyweaver 21 days ago for
The Presidential Debate
Chris Wallace
Chris Wallace
Welcome to this debate.
Chris Wallace
Chris Wallace
Thank you for participating.
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Created by EgeFahri 1 month ago for
Mr Higher Ethics
Mr Higher Ethics
Both parties are equally bad.
Mr Higher Ethics
Mr Higher Ethics
So you shouldn't vote for Biden.
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Created by AlexanderOlsen 1 month ago for
Chris Wallace (Fox)
Chris Wallace (Fox)
What is your biggest worry?
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
The  kleptocracy is somehow ended and politics is no longer a way to get rich.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
I don't agree with Joe on many things, but this is my biggest worry too.
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Can you imagine the type of people who would become politicians if there was no money in it?
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Created by Tonyweaver 1 month ago for
Marsha Blackburn
Marsha Blackburn
We will never rewrite the Constitution of the United States.
Citizen
Citizen
Without changes to the constitution you would not be a senator,
Citizen
Citizen
we would both not be allowed to vote,
Citizen
Citizen
And I would be a slave.
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Created by Tonyweaver 1 month ago for
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Nobody has more respect for women than I do.
Lady Justice
Lady Justice
🤦‍♂️
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Created by EgeFahri 26 days ago for
Trump Supporter
Trump Supporter
I don't understand why I'm getting fired, I always acted presidential.
HR Lady
HR Lady
You told a person of color to "go back where you came from",  you mocked a disabled co-worker,
HR Lady
HR Lady
you called several women you thought were unattractive, "dogs" and "horse-faced",
HR Lady
HR Lady
and you grabbed my pussy as we entered this meeting room.
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Created by Tonyweaver 21 days ago for
The Presidential Debate
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Donald, would you shut up!
Every American
Every American
Yes!!
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Created by Tonyweaver 1 month ago for
New Trump Advisor
New Trump Advisor
The data contradicts your position on the issue.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
If you ever show me data again that contradicts my long held views
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
you're fired.
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Created by EgeFahri 1 month ago for
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
It will start getting cooler.  
Reporter
Reporter
I wish the science agreed with you.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
I don't think science knows actually
Lady Justice
Lady Justice
😢
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Created by EgeFahri 1 month ago for
Anderson Cooper
Anderson Cooper
Mr President, your tweets are racist.
Donald the Joker
Donald the Joker
Only if you read between the lines.
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Created by AlexanderOlsen 1 month ago for
If Trump was Churchill:
September 1939
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
The Nazis will disappear by April.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Like a miracle.
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