I  wouldn't mind if the earth got destroyed in a giant fireball, 

if I first get to have a second term.

I make an effort to understand the issues on both sides and get to the truth.

Since Fox went full communist, Newsmax and Oann are my only sources of unbaised facts.

We must make sure we check for election fraud before calling the election.

And we  all  thought the days of having to defend idiotic conspiracy theories were finally over.

We are all American's now.  I call on my supporters to unite with those who voted against me!

Including the Nazis and white supremacists?

I've found a way to monetize misinformation through my podcast.

Amateur!

It's disgusting that Trump won't concede.  There is no evidence of election fraud.

I'm praying that bastard doesn't find any evidence of material election fraud.  

My son Hunter is the smartest person I know.

Replace "smartest" with "most deviant"

We are rounding the turn, time to open up.

It's time to sacrifice old people for the sake of the economy.

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I've found a way to monetize misinformation through my podcast.

Amateur!

Trump is the greatest president of all time.

Why does every reasonable person I know think Trump is a danger to the world?

I can't believe so many people voted for a Nazi.

Is voting for someone we effectively branded as a Nazi as bad as voting for an actual Nazi?

Hannity is a tireless investigator of the left's corruption.

I wonder why all of Hannity's investigations go on for years but are never proven conclusively?

A Biden win will heal the divisions in this country

if he loses we will tear the country apart.

Am I the only one who thinks the biggest tragedy to come out of this pandemic  is my election loss?