Cognitive Dissonance0Created by KennethGrant 5 days ago
Lion Prince
Lion Prince

Dad, why do all these animals think you are a good ruler

Lion Prince
Lion Prince

when you would eat them alive literally at the first opportunity.

Lion King
Lion King

Son, they are all suffering from

Lion King
Lion King

cognitive dissonance.

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New Year0Created by KennethGrant 5 days ago
Femme Fatale
Femme Fatale
It's almost time for the "New Year, New Me" bollocks.
Femme Fatale
Femme Fatale
I just wanted to assure everyone that I will continue to be the 
Femme Fatale
Femme Fatale
fabulous bitch I've always been
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Accusation0Created by KennethGrant 5 days ago
Jeffrey Epstein
Jeffrey Epstein
Andrew, you need to think of a credible alibi in case anyone accuses you of having sex with an underage girl.
Emily Maitlis
Emily Maitlis
A girl is accusing you of having sex with her.  Did you have sex with her?
Prince Andrew
Prince Andrew
If you are a man you have to take positive action to have sex with someone.  Positive action is the hardest type of action to forget.
Prince Andrew
Prince Andrew
Therefore there is no other explanation for the fact that I don't remember other than it didn't happen.  Make sense?  
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#MeToo0Created by EnzoThomas 5 days ago
Joe
Joe
I love kids.
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
#MeToo
Jeffrey Epstein
Jeffrey Epstein
#MeToo
Catholic Priests
Catholic Priests
#UsToo
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Blue Pill People0Created by Tilde 9 days ago
JP Blue
JP Blue
Please take my livelihood
JP Blue
JP Blue
For my own good.
#ComedyCoronavirus
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