They have a $460,000,000 budget.

They have issued no public statements.

They are exempted from public records requests.

Hi Priest, I have decided to join your religion!

Thanks great news!

I have read through the book of preposterous fictions that you endorse and have committed myself to pretending to believing them.

Umm,,,

Not only do masks reduce your O2 & increase your CO2 intakes which makes you wheeze or gasp but they also provide perfect warm damp breeding grounds for pathogens to breath in, that will pregressively make you ill. For those who WANT more respiratory illnesses - job done 😩

Absolutely none of that is true.

You talk like you weren't the president for the last 4 years...

New York has enough community immunity now to stop the virus.

Of course, that is if you believe that 22% is herd immunity, which scientist's don't.

Hi Priest, to demonstrate my commitment to our religion, I intend to spend interminable hours listening to you state patent absurdities as though they were facts.

I will also act out many pointless and boring rituals in your facilities with pretend seriousness.

I admire your enthusiasm, but I think you are missing some important points about joining our religion.

The massive thing that can be done is to make sure your incentive structure is such:

There's gotta be a carrot and a stick.

I make an effort to understand the issues on both sides and get to the truth.

Since Fox went full communist, Newsmax and Oann are my only sources of unbaised facts.

I did not take a single penny from foreign governments, check my tax returns.

Of course only the dumbest criminal in the world would report his criminal gains to the IRS.

We are all American's now.  I call on my supporters to unite with those who voted against me!

Including the Nazis and white supremacists?

We are at war with the neocons for the soul of our nation.  I want Fauci's head on a pike!

Am I'm being provocative enough?