Both parties are equally bad.

So you shouldn't vote for Biden.

I don't understand why I'm getting fired, I always acted presidential.

You told a person of color to "go back where you came from",  you mocked a disabled co-worker,

you called several women you thought were unattractive, "dogs" and "horse-faced",

and you grabbed my pussy as we entered this meeting room.

It will start getting cooler.  

I wish the science agreed with you.

I don't think science knows actually

😢

Mr President, your tweets are racist.

Only if you read between the lines.

The poor are blessed.

All people are blessed.

Dad, why do you never hire people who are actually qualified to do the job?

I do sometimes.

I hired Stormy Daniels, right?

Are you kidding me, six Muslim terrorists tried to kidnap the governor!!!  This is HUGE!!!

They weren't Muslim, they were white nationalists.  

oh, ok, stand down everyone.