I wish there was a source of unbaised news...

so the other side could watch it.

I prefer watching news that confirms my existing bias.

I need to know that you really care for me.

It is understandable that your demand for my proof of commitment to you is extremely high given your greater investment in the reproductive cycle and your limited period of attractiveness, 

I wasted money on an over-sized dwelling filled with expensive ornaments to demonstrate my wealth.

It is hard to fake such a conspicuous waste of money.

You don't need to explain, I liked you already.

Hazard leaving and the transfer ban are the worst things that have ever happened to the club.

Hazard leaving and the transfer ban 

are the best things that have ever happened to the club.

Hydroxychloroquine is deadly even if in small doses.

Where are mass graves for lupus and arthritis patients?

Some people might be resistant to infection.

Some people who tested positive don't have antibodies

What!?!?

There are two scenarios that are compatible with the data

The infection has only just arrived and has a high fatality rate

The infection has been around for longer and has a low fatality rate

Is it possible to be more partisan then we are now?

It's called civil war.

I believe it's more likely the virus arrived a month earlier than previously thought.

My bet is that the limit of serotyping done will be 25%.  

This virus is slowing down from case 1.  It is not exponential.

When you have exponential growth decreasing exponentially it doesn't go very far.

I think it slows down because shadow (assymptomatic) cases are infecting people, so the virus is competing with itself.

The Diamond Princess infection rate never went above 25% despite perfect conditions for spread.

The death rate was above 1 in a 1,000 across the entire population

Which is about what we are seeing everywhere else.

Herd immunity of 80% doesn't seem credible.

The Russian troll farm that hacked the election was a highly sophisticated and expensive operation

Anderson, they spent $46,000 pre election on ads, Clinton and Trump together spent $81,000,000 on ads.

Sophisticated?  Have you seen the memes they created???

In terms of economic pain, we are not a long way through it.

Unemployment goes up the escalator and down the staircase

We have still not yet hit bottom

Trump is literally a Nazi

Well done Anderson.  It's a testament to your powers of persuasion that our audience believes a man with a Jewish daughter, Jewish son in law and Jewish friends, who is a great supporter of Israel...

is actually a Nazi.

We don't have certainty that it came from the lab and we have significant evidence.  Those statements can both be true.