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Unbaised NewsCreated by wiseguy 23 hours ago
Everyone
Everyone
I wish there was a source of unbaised news...
Everyone
Everyone
so the other side could watch it.
Everyone
Everyone
I prefer watching news that confirms my existing bias.
#FakeNews
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AttractionCreated by wiseguy 2 days ago
Human
Human
I need to know that you really care for me.
Alien
Alien
It is understandable that your demand for my proof of commitment to you is extremely high given your greater investment in the reproductive cycle and your limited period of attractiveness, 
#AlienLove
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PeacockCreated by wiseguy 2 days ago
Alien
Alien
I wasted money on an over-sized dwelling filled with expensive ornaments to demonstrate my wealth.
Alien
Alien
It is hard to fake such a conspicuous waste of money.
Human
Human
You don't need to explain, I liked you already.
#Alien
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Chelsea FCCreated by wiseguy 2 days ago
Chelsea Fans 2017
Chelsea Fans 2017
Hazard leaving and the transfer ban are the worst things that have ever happened to the club.
Chelsea Fans 2019
Chelsea Fans 2019
Hazard leaving and the transfer ban 
Chelsea Fans 2019
Chelsea Fans 2019
are the best things that have ever happened to the club.
#PremierLeague
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HydroxychloroquineCreated by wiseguy 2 days ago
CNN
CNN
Hydroxychloroquine is deadly even if in small doses.
Lady of Justice
Lady of Justice
Where are mass graves for lupus and arthritis patients?
#ScottAdams
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AntibodiesCreated by wiseguy 6 days ago
Sunetra Gupta
Sunetra Gupta
Some people might be resistant to infection.
Sunetra Gupta
Sunetra Gupta
Some people who tested positive don't have antibodies
Alien
Alien
What!?!?
#CoronavirusDeathRateSunetraGupta
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Two ScenariosCreated by wiseguy 6 days ago
Sunetra Gupta
Sunetra Gupta
There are two scenarios that are compatible with the data
Sunetra Gupta
Sunetra Gupta
The infection has only just arrived and has a high fatality rate
Sunetra Gupta
Sunetra Gupta
The infection has been around for longer and has a low fatality rate
#CoronavirusDeathRateSunetraGupta
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DivisionCreated by wiseguy 7 days ago
American Population
American Population
Is it possible to be more partisan then we are now?
Alien
Alien
It's called civil war.
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Oxford ModelCreated by wiseguy 7 days ago
Sunetra Gupta (Oxford)
Sunetra Gupta (Oxford)
I believe it's more likely the virus arrived a month earlier than previously thought.
#CoronavirusDeathRateSunetraGupta
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Virus is slowing downCreated by wiseguy 7 days ago
Michael Levitt
Michael Levitt
My bet is that the limit of serotyping done will be 25%.  
Michael Levitt
Michael Levitt
This virus is slowing down from case 1.  It is not exponential.
Michael Levitt
Michael Levitt
When you have exponential growth decreasing exponentially it doesn't go very far.
Michael Levitt
Michael Levitt
I think it slows down because shadow (assymptomatic) cases are infecting people, so the virus is competing with itself.
#CoronavirusDeathRateMichaelLevitt
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Natural ImmunityCreated by wiseguy 7 days ago
Michael Levitt (Nobel Prize Winner)
Michael Levitt (Nobel Prize Winner)
The Diamond Princess infection rate never went above 25% despite perfect conditions for spread.
Michael Levitt (Nobel Prize Winner)
Michael Levitt (Nobel Prize Winner)
The death rate was above 1 in a 1,000 across the entire population
Michael Levitt (Nobel Prize Winner)
Michael Levitt (Nobel Prize Winner)
Which is about what we are seeing everywhere else.
Michael Levitt (Nobel Prize Winner)
Michael Levitt (Nobel Prize Winner)
Herd immunity of 80% doesn't seem credible.
#CoronavirusDeathRateMichaelLevitt
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Russian Troll FarmCreated by wiseguy 8 days ago
Anderson Cooper & Justice Department
Anderson Cooper & Justice Department
The Russian troll farm that hacked the election was a highly sophisticated and expensive operation
Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Anderson, they spent $46,000 pre election on ads, Clinton and Trump together spent $81,000,000 on ads.
Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Sophisticated?  Have you seen the memes they created???
#FakeNewsCNNAndersonCooper
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EconomyCreated by wiseguy 9 days ago
Larry Summers
Larry Summers
In terms of economic pain, we are not a long way through it.
Larry Summers
Larry Summers
Unemployment goes up the escalator and down the staircase
Larry Summers
Larry Summers
We have still not yet hit bottom
#CoronavirusEconomyLarrySummers
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NaziCreated by wiseguy 9 days ago
Anderson Cooper (CNN)
Anderson Cooper (CNN)
Trump is literally a Nazi
Wolf Blitzer (CNN)
Wolf Blitzer (CNN)
Well done Anderson.  It's a testament to your powers of persuasion that our audience believes a man with a Jewish daughter, Jewish son in law and Jewish friends, who is a great supporter of Israel...
Wolf Blitzer (CNN)
Wolf Blitzer (CNN)
is actually a Nazi.
#FakeNewsCNNAndersonCooper
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Virus originated from LabCreated by wiseguy 9 days ago
3 May 2020
Mike Pompeo
Mike Pompeo
There is enormous evidence the coronavirus came from a lab in Wuhan
6 May 2020
Mike Pompeo
Mike Pompeo
We don't have certainty that it came from the lab and we have significant evidence.  Those statements can both be true.
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