wiseguy
wiseguy
Alien
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Quid Pro Quo0Created by wiseguy 9 minutes ago
Alien
Alien
Senator, I will your campaign donate to your charitable foundation and hire your children.
Alien
Alien
in return you will support laws that are advantageous to my business.
Senator
Senator
I would rather you tell people you are supporting me in different ways because you support my policies.
#USPolitics
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Corruption0Created by wiseguy 3 hours ago
Alien
Alien
Senator, I wish to benefit from the corruption in your political system.
Senator
Senator
There is no corruption in our political system.
Alien
Alien
Got it. 
Alien
Alien
I wish to benefit from the corruption that we will both deny exists.
#USPolitics
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Lies0Created by wiseguy 4 hours ago
Governor
Governor
People need to know our opponents are intentionally lying.
Alien
Alien
Yes.  I agree people need to know this good news that they are intentionally lying.
Alien
Alien
If our opponents believed their lies like our supporters do, it might start a war.
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Facts Matter0Created by wiseguy 5 hours ago
Governor
Governor
It is important for our political party to get out the message that facts matter.
Alien
Alien
Got it.  It is important for us to broadcast the message that facts matter...
Alien
Alien
while at the same time hiding the fact that the issues are more multi-faceted than we are claiming.
#USPolitics
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Justice0Created by wiseguy 5 hours ago
Governor
Governor
Our political party is on the side of justice.
Alien
Alien
I agree, perpetuating the fiction that our party is the one on the side of justice...
Alien
Alien
increases pleasurable feelings of self-righteousness and outrage euphoria.
#USPolitics
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Virtue Signalling0Created by wiseguy 5 hours ago
Governor
Governor
It is important for you as a member of our political party to convince others to join our movement.
Alien
Alien
Understood Govenor.  I will tell potential converts that there is great emotional satisfaction to be had...
Alien
Alien
by participating in unrestrained and self-congratulatory virtue signalling.
#USPolitics
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Choosing a tribe0Created by wiseguy 5 hours ago
Alien
Alien
Governor, I have decided to join your political party.  I have memorized your positions and am fully prepared to blindly endorse them in public.
Governor
Governor
Good, we need more supporters who care about these important issues.
Alien
Alien
Yes, I intend to exhibit extreme outrage and vitriol towards anyone who suggests these issues are multi-faceted.
#USPolitics
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Unbaised News2Created by wiseguy 3 days ago
Everyone
Everyone
I wish there was a source of unbaised news...
Everyone
Everyone
so the other side could watch it.
Everyone
Everyone
I prefer watching news that confirms my existing bias.
#FakeNews
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Attraction0Created by wiseguy 4 days ago
Human
Human
I need to know that you really care for me.
Alien
Alien
It is understandable that your demand for my proof of commitment to you is extremely high given your greater investment in the reproductive cycle and your limited period of attractiveness, 
#AlienLove
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Peacock0Created by wiseguy 4 days ago
Alien
Alien
I wasted money on an over-sized dwelling filled with expensive ornaments to demonstrate my wealth.
Alien
Alien
It is hard to fake such a conspicuous waste of money.
Human
Human
You don't need to explain, I liked you already.
#Alien
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Chelsea FC0Created by wiseguy 5 days ago
Chelsea Fans 2017
Chelsea Fans 2017
Hazard leaving and the transfer ban are the worst things that have ever happened to the club.
Chelsea Fans 2019
Chelsea Fans 2019
Hazard leaving and the transfer ban 
Chelsea Fans 2019
Chelsea Fans 2019
are the best things that have ever happened to the club.
#PremierLeague
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Hydroxychloroquine0Created by wiseguy 5 days ago
CNN
CNN
Hydroxychloroquine is deadly even if in small doses.
Lady of Justice
Lady of Justice
Where are mass graves for lupus and arthritis patients?
#ScottAdams
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Antibodies0Created by wiseguy 9 days ago
Sunetra Gupta
Sunetra Gupta
Some people might be resistant to infection.
Sunetra Gupta
Sunetra Gupta
Some people who tested positive don't have antibodies
Alien
Alien
What!?!?
#CoronavirusDeathRateSunetraGupta
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Two Scenarios0Created by wiseguy 9 days ago
Sunetra Gupta
Sunetra Gupta
There are two scenarios that are compatible with the data
Sunetra Gupta
Sunetra Gupta
The infection has only just arrived and has a high fatality rate
Sunetra Gupta
Sunetra Gupta
The infection has been around for longer and has a low fatality rate
#CoronavirusDeathRateSunetraGupta
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Division0Created by wiseguy 9 days ago
American Population
American Population
Is it possible to be more partisan then we are now?
Alien
Alien
It's called civil war.
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